|Photo of anonymous model stolen from Zombie Research Society.|
While lounging in the toxic fog of online social networking, I chanced upon this photo of somebody modeling a little knitted wonder. You cannot imagine my delight. THIS is what I want for Christmas.
You can find instructions and photos of another individual wearing a similar creation here, because I'm going to need one in a few weeks' time. I will be landing in a massive pile of greasy Canadian snow, whimpering in the cold as I wait for my date in the OR at the end of January. This toque is the only thing that will keep me warm, that will keep me alive. Somebody's got to save my life. Somebody must knit me this brain. Somebody must give me the option of an auxiliary brain, or even a replacement brain. Just in case.